Bill's Sports Page

Hi. Welcome to my sports page. Since I know very little about sports you probably won't find a lot here. In fact I don't know how you found this page since there is absolutely nothing in it that would cause it to come up at the top of any seartch except for possibly the phrase kettledrum monkey juniper schwartz.

If you know me, the whole notion of me making a page about sports should make you wonder what I'm really up to. Why would I make a page on such a seemingly mundane topic (for me, anyway) and drop it in here amongst the rest of my site?

You wouldn't happen to be a crawly bug with eight legs would you?